Clasificación de los estúpidos

Alfabético - Es estúpido con todas las letras.
Añejo - Con el tiempo se vuelve más estúpido.
Asalariado - Le pagan para que haga estupideces.
Ciego - Todos ven sus estupideces, menos él.
Conocido - E mismo estúpido de siempre.
Creyente - Cree todas las estupideces que escucha.
Demagogo- Cree que el pueblo es estúpido.
Desinteresado - Dice estupideces sin esperar nada a cambio.
Disfrazado - Es más estúpido de lo que aparenta.
Esférico - Estúpido por cualquier lado que se lo mire.
Esperanzado - Cree que lo que tiene de estúpido se le va a quitar.
Fosforescente - Hasta en la oscuridad se nota lo estúpido que es.
Frankestein - Es tan estúpido que asusta.
Hiperactivo - Hace una estupidez tras otra.
Honesto - No se hace el estúpido. Es estúpido.
Ignorante - Todos saben que es estúpido, menos él.
Impredecible - No se sabe con que estupidez te va a salir.
Incapaz - Hasta las estupideces le salen mal.
Insatisfecho - No le alcanza el día para ser estúpido.
Internacional - Es un estúpido sin fronteras.
Jeroglífico - Es tan estúpido que nadie lo entiende.
Líder - Es tan estúpido que los demás lo siguen.
Literato - Escribe un montón de estupideces.
Mono temático - Comete siempre la misma estupidez.
Musical - Es el estúpido que siempre da la nota alta
Ocioso - Tiene tiempo de leer esta sarta de estupideces.
Ocupado - No es más estúpido porque no tiene tiempo.
Petulante - Se enorgullece de sus estupideces.
Precavido - Es estúpido... por si las moscas.
Preparado - Tiene una estupidez para cada ocasión.
Profesional - Es tan estúpido que parece que hizo y aprobó algún curso.
Resistente - No se cansa de hacer estupideces.
Sonámbulo - Hasta dormido hace estupideces.
Telescópico - Desde lejos se nota lo estúpido que es.
Tijera - Corta cualquier conversación con sus estupideces.
Utópico - Es demasiado estúpido como para ser cierto.
Valiente - Es capaz de dar la vida por estupideces.
Xerox - Copia las estupideces de los demás.

Bill Gate Joke

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."

Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"

Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.

Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

"So, how is everything going?" God asked.

Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?

"That was the demo," replied God.